UNCENSORED, UNADULTERATED, UNDENIABLE, UNPROTECTED

Not That There’s Anything Wrong With That

Arcee: “GAAAAYYY”

V: “I think you’re calling yourself homosexual”

Arcee: “I’m calling the picture homosexual”

V: “It’s a picture of you”

Freudian Bieber Slip

Arcee: “Dammit, now I got my Boyfriend stuck in my head.”

Women’s Studies

On getting girls in a Women’s Studies class:

Arcee: “If you wanna get a girl in a Women’s History class, raise your hand and ask the professor why it’s called ‘history’ instead of ‘herstory.” 

Motivation

Arcee: “That’s my motivation for getting at this girl, so T won’t call me gay anymore”

V: “Why do you need motivation to be straight?”

Arcee: “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO”

Texts

Arcee: “Drake sounds hella gay here”

K: “Yeah, that’s like a guy texting me ‘sleep next to me Kevin’”

Arcee: “NO, WHAT I SAID WAS ‘come over and sleep here with me’, GET IT RIGHT”

Bukkake Part 2

K: “She thought bukkake was a type of cookie”

Arcee: “HAHAHAHA”

V: “It is a food though”

Arcee: “WHAT?!”

V: “Yeah it’s a food”

Arcee: “EWW” 

V: “Not like that”

Ditto

K: “Another stupid question would be: if you could have sex with any Pokemon, what would it be? And it can’t be Ditto”

Arcee: “That would just be having sex with myself”

K: “Ditto doesn’t have to transform into you”

Pickup Lines

Arcee: “That dress looks becoming on you”

Arcee: “If I was on you, I’d be coming too”

Filipinos

Arcee: “Filipinos post the corniest shit on tumblr”

V: “Why’s it gotta be Filipinos?”

Arcee: “I don’t know, it must be in their blood or something” 

Bukkake

Arcee: “In high school I yelled out ‘bukkake’ in class and only one person laughed”

Arcee: “I told you, I went to a white school!”